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Absolutely Not

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Absolutely Not

Absolutely Not

Dear Media

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1.7K
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"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.

Latest Episodes

Robin Goes to Greece

On this episode of the absolutely not podcast Heather shares the psychological torture she endures everyday living with Diva Red in lockup. These two are in the words of MegtheStallion “savage, classy, bougie, ratchet”. This is just the tip of the iceberg! That and more! Go to zola.com/absolutelynot today and use promo code SAVE50 to get fifty- percent off your save the dates! Go to talkspace.com and use the code absolutely to get $100 off your first month and show your support for the show! Produced by Dear Media.

53 MIN1 w ago
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Robin Goes to Greece

WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON

On this solo episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is falling apart at the thin ankles, literally. With a burnt taint, a rolled ankle and nothing to do, she has hit a new LEVEL OF NOPE. She cant even record this episode without her mom walking into the office to make it about her....typical Robin. If you thought the voicemails were wild last week, wait till you hear that the crazies have been up to now. Were week 852 into quarantine and still no one knows what the hell is going on! Go to talkspace.com and use promo code absolutely to get $100 off your first month and help support the show! To learn more about GoMacro’s giveback programs, and to give their tasty bars a try, visit gomacro.com and use promo code ​ABSOLUTELY​ for 30% off plus free shipping! Produced by Dear Media.

49 MIN2 w ago
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WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON

Burnt My Grundle

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather relives her emotional journey after havinghot coffeespilled on her vagina in the Starbucks Drive-Thru. The Grundle is crispy, the attitude is sassy and for some reason she is super thirsty.....ya know like actually thirsty.Heather hits the Absolutely Not line and from this batch of voicemails itsABSOLUTELY apparent that everyone has lost their friggin minds! Produced by Dear Media.

42 MIN3 w ago
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Burnt My Grundle

A Little Bit of CRAZY!

On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather decides to flip the script on Love and find out whatsbeen happening to her single friends during LOVE, LOCKED UP RAW! Just becausewe are in quarantine doesn't mean people aren't still trying to find the one, or just send penis pics, and she is here to get the scoop from the opposite sex. Her dear friend and former elementary flame, Tommy Bardis is here to break down from the dude's perspective what is happening during this beyond awkward time to date. They will giggle, They will cry, they will be triggered with emotion, but hey, its a lot of Absolutely Yes on this episode! Go to OMAXHealth.com and enter code “ABSOLUTELY”’ to get 20% off CryoFreeze and sitewide! Produced by Dear Media.

45 MINMAY 6
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A Little Bit of CRAZY!

I Hate Everyone with Jackie Schimmel of The Bitch Bible Podcast

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather has dear friend and fellow shit talker extraordinaire, Jackie Schimmel in the studio. They both look as equally hideous on zoom as they do in person, so no surprise there. The girls discuss trying to stay motivated, where they are on the emotional roller coaster that is quarantine and how much they are both starting to literally hate, well, EVERYONE. That and more! Produced by Dear Media.

42 MINAPR 29
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I Hate Everyone with Jackie Schimmel of The Bitch Bible Podcast

AND THATS ON GOD

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is sweating from the leather couch in her Mom's basementand has a whole lot of attitude. She is hitting the hotline hard and taking your calls from quarantine. Since we are all just trying to survive and giggle a little this episode is especiallysilly and sweaty... did I mentionhow sweaty she is. That and more on this episode of Absolutely Not! Go to omaxhealth.com and enter code “ABSOLUTELY”’ to get 20% off CryoFreeze and site-wide! Produced by Dear Media.

42 MINAPR 22
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AND THATS ON GOD

Pia Baroncini - Thriving in Pasadena

On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather interviews her sister fromanother mister, Fashion Icon and fellow podcast host, Pia Baroncini. These two have eerily similar lives that have led them both to marrying Italians and moving back in with their moms. They discuss the character building days of slinging drinksin NYC to losingtheir dads and movinginto their childhood homes. Pia runs a wildlysuccessful clothing line, LPA THE LABEL that makes hot latex pants that will make anyone pussy pop in a handstand. This epsiode is a raw and real convo about adult lady shit and giving zero fucks. That and more!

58 MINAPR 16
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Pia Baroncini - Thriving in Pasadena

Here Come The Facts with Ashley McMahan

On this episodeof Absolutely Not, Heather is joined by the Georgia Law Lady herself, Ashley McMahan. They may be sisters.... more of a Kourtney and Khloe kinda relationship if you will. Two McMahan's in one room is always a wild time, but as soon as these two hot tots start hashing out stories about their family life, things will finally make sense. It's obvious they were both old eggs from when Robin had them late in life, but thats just the tip of the iceberg, baby. They discuss how the baby boomers need to be locked up, how Jeff is eating them out of house and home and Ashley gives you legal advice! All of this and more on this family drama episodeof Absolutely Not.

61 MINAPR 8
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Here Come The Facts with Ashley McMahan

NEVER BLAME THE SWEET TEA with Andrew Collin

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather chats with her fra-t daddy- ding -dong comedian friend, Andrew Collin. He's been on the podcast before and now that he has been cooped up in his Brooklyn Apartment he's extra bitter with a side of ridiculousness. Truly a one-of-a-kind conversation. They discuss being "locked up raw" How they are coping with the anxiety and whatsnext on the books for 2020... ya know other than hell fire and brimstones.... That and more!!! Visit ​www.gomacro.com​ and use code ​absolutely​ for 30% off + free shipping. Produced by Dear Media.

54 MINAPR 1
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NEVER BLAME THE SWEET TEA with Andrew Collin

Your Body My Choice with Jeff Daniels AKA The Italian Stallion

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather sits in quarantine with her Italian Stallion, Jeff Daniels. Since every single thing he is doing has been driving her up a fucking Ficus tree, she figured it would be a great time to air out their grievances for the whole world through couples therapy, aka this podcast. They discuss their upcoming or maybe forever cancelled nuptials and really hash out their mood swings for the listeners to judge! Keeping it light and positive over here, don't you worry about a thing! Produced by Dear Media.

53 MINMAR 26
Comments
Your Body My Choice with Jeff Daniels AKA The Italian Stallion

Latest Episodes

Robin Goes to Greece

On this episode of the absolutely not podcast Heather shares the psychological torture she endures everyday living with Diva Red in lockup. These two are in the words of MegtheStallion “savage, classy, bougie, ratchet”. This is just the tip of the iceberg! That and more! Go to zola.com/absolutelynot today and use promo code SAVE50 to get fifty- percent off your save the dates! Go to talkspace.com and use the code absolutely to get $100 off your first month and show your support for the show! Produced by Dear Media.

53 MIN1 w ago
Comments
Robin Goes to Greece

WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON

On this solo episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is falling apart at the thin ankles, literally. With a burnt taint, a rolled ankle and nothing to do, she has hit a new LEVEL OF NOPE. She cant even record this episode without her mom walking into the office to make it about her....typical Robin. If you thought the voicemails were wild last week, wait till you hear that the crazies have been up to now. Were week 852 into quarantine and still no one knows what the hell is going on! Go to talkspace.com and use promo code absolutely to get $100 off your first month and help support the show! To learn more about GoMacro’s giveback programs, and to give their tasty bars a try, visit gomacro.com and use promo code ​ABSOLUTELY​ for 30% off plus free shipping! Produced by Dear Media.

49 MIN2 w ago
Comments
WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON

Burnt My Grundle

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather relives her emotional journey after havinghot coffeespilled on her vagina in the Starbucks Drive-Thru. The Grundle is crispy, the attitude is sassy and for some reason she is super thirsty.....ya know like actually thirsty.Heather hits the Absolutely Not line and from this batch of voicemails itsABSOLUTELY apparent that everyone has lost their friggin minds! Produced by Dear Media.

42 MIN3 w ago
Comments
Burnt My Grundle

A Little Bit of CRAZY!

On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather decides to flip the script on Love and find out whatsbeen happening to her single friends during LOVE, LOCKED UP RAW! Just becausewe are in quarantine doesn't mean people aren't still trying to find the one, or just send penis pics, and she is here to get the scoop from the opposite sex. Her dear friend and former elementary flame, Tommy Bardis is here to break down from the dude's perspective what is happening during this beyond awkward time to date. They will giggle, They will cry, they will be triggered with emotion, but hey, its a lot of Absolutely Yes on this episode! Go to OMAXHealth.com and enter code “ABSOLUTELY”’ to get 20% off CryoFreeze and sitewide! Produced by Dear Media.

45 MINMAY 6
Comments
A Little Bit of CRAZY!

I Hate Everyone with Jackie Schimmel of The Bitch Bible Podcast

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather has dear friend and fellow shit talker extraordinaire, Jackie Schimmel in the studio. They both look as equally hideous on zoom as they do in person, so no surprise there. The girls discuss trying to stay motivated, where they are on the emotional roller coaster that is quarantine and how much they are both starting to literally hate, well, EVERYONE. That and more! Produced by Dear Media.

42 MINAPR 29
Comments
I Hate Everyone with Jackie Schimmel of The Bitch Bible Podcast

AND THATS ON GOD

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is sweating from the leather couch in her Mom's basementand has a whole lot of attitude. She is hitting the hotline hard and taking your calls from quarantine. Since we are all just trying to survive and giggle a little this episode is especiallysilly and sweaty... did I mentionhow sweaty she is. That and more on this episode of Absolutely Not! Go to omaxhealth.com and enter code “ABSOLUTELY”’ to get 20% off CryoFreeze and site-wide! Produced by Dear Media.

42 MINAPR 22
Comments
AND THATS ON GOD

Pia Baroncini - Thriving in Pasadena

On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather interviews her sister fromanother mister, Fashion Icon and fellow podcast host, Pia Baroncini. These two have eerily similar lives that have led them both to marrying Italians and moving back in with their moms. They discuss the character building days of slinging drinksin NYC to losingtheir dads and movinginto their childhood homes. Pia runs a wildlysuccessful clothing line, LPA THE LABEL that makes hot latex pants that will make anyone pussy pop in a handstand. This epsiode is a raw and real convo about adult lady shit and giving zero fucks. That and more!

58 MINAPR 16
Comments
Pia Baroncini - Thriving in Pasadena

Here Come The Facts with Ashley McMahan

On this episodeof Absolutely Not, Heather is joined by the Georgia Law Lady herself, Ashley McMahan. They may be sisters.... more of a Kourtney and Khloe kinda relationship if you will. Two McMahan's in one room is always a wild time, but as soon as these two hot tots start hashing out stories about their family life, things will finally make sense. It's obvious they were both old eggs from when Robin had them late in life, but thats just the tip of the iceberg, baby. They discuss how the baby boomers need to be locked up, how Jeff is eating them out of house and home and Ashley gives you legal advice! All of this and more on this family drama episodeof Absolutely Not.

61 MINAPR 8
Comments
Here Come The Facts with Ashley McMahan

NEVER BLAME THE SWEET TEA with Andrew Collin

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather chats with her fra-t daddy- ding -dong comedian friend, Andrew Collin. He's been on the podcast before and now that he has been cooped up in his Brooklyn Apartment he's extra bitter with a side of ridiculousness. Truly a one-of-a-kind conversation. They discuss being "locked up raw" How they are coping with the anxiety and whatsnext on the books for 2020... ya know other than hell fire and brimstones.... That and more!!! Visit ​www.gomacro.com​ and use code ​absolutely​ for 30% off + free shipping. Produced by Dear Media.

54 MINAPR 1
Comments
NEVER BLAME THE SWEET TEA with Andrew Collin

Your Body My Choice with Jeff Daniels AKA The Italian Stallion

On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather sits in quarantine with her Italian Stallion, Jeff Daniels. Since every single thing he is doing has been driving her up a fucking Ficus tree, she figured it would be a great time to air out their grievances for the whole world through couples therapy, aka this podcast. They discuss their upcoming or maybe forever cancelled nuptials and really hash out their mood swings for the listeners to judge! Keeping it light and positive over here, don't you worry about a thing! Produced by Dear Media.

53 MINMAR 26
Comments
Your Body My Choice with Jeff Daniels AKA The Italian Stallion
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